Hi there. How are you doing?
Me? Well, I'm doing just fine, thanks for asking.
Say, I'd like to talk you about something, and it won't cost you a thing except a few minutes of your time. Care to listen?
Good!
So, what if I told you that you're missing out on your true calling in life? That a career, marriage, family, friends, and social status are no substitute for genuine happiness? That this life is nothing compared to the afterlife?
Would you call me jealous? Anti-American? Crazy?
Try none of the above.